- subsidize a free beer for non-smokers, or free finger food
- hire fat and ugly smokers to be in unattractive smoking section all the time...and really hot, easy-going, talkative non-smokers in non-smoking section
- require huge noisy fans to be next to smoking sections
- hand out free electronic cigarettes and nicotine patches
- arrange free sex for non-smokers
- pay people with real bad lung cancers to applaud people that go into smoky bars
- design a cap-and-trade system for smoking emissions
Any other ideas? Obvioulsy, I prefer the smoking ban and a public health system.